Why so sad?
Let me list the causes:
I’m virtually last in my fantasy league with zero chance of seeing any return on my money.
The bears need a small miracle to make it to the playoffs.
Too many non Sunday afternoon football games. For example the bears played on last thursday and will not play again until Monday. The worst part of that is that they could be knocked out before their game starts with a Vikings win.
Anyway, I’ll be metaphorically doing some live animal sacrifice to ensure a positive outcome.